I wish I could switch back and forth between time zones. My alarm clock would be on Pacific time and my work clock would be on Eastern.
Why don't you just wish to for the power to time travel? I mean, isn't that pretty much what you're saying? You'd travel back in time to sleep longer and then travel forward to the end of work, right?
Yeah.
Have you seen Click?
Yeah.
Didn't you learn anything?
Well…
You want to wake up one day 30 years in the future and everyone you love hates you and you don't know your children?
So I was supposed to learn something from it?
Of course.
A couple days ago I watched that "more cowbell" SNL skit, you know with the Morty guy from Click?
Yeah. Christopher Walken.
Right. I gotta say man, it's funny but I can't believe how popular that thing is.
The skit?
Yeah. I mean there are t-shirts and everything. People always use lines from it in their online signatures or whatever.
I hate those online signatures.
Me too. Why do I care what your favorite line from your favorite movie with your favorite actor is? Well, I don't.