Hey, man, did you see The Simpsons on Sunday?
No.
It was pretty great. It was a tribute to the 90's. Marge had a Rachel haircut and went to college and Homer started a grunge band a la Kurt Cobain. It was so great.
Sounds funny. What's a Rachel haircut?
Like Rachel on Friends?
The haircut is named after a tv character?
Yeah. Everyone on the face of the earth knows that.
Sounds lame. I can't picture Marge with anything other than her stovepipe hair.
Haven't you ever seen her in flashbacks when her hair is long and she wears it down?
Yeah, I guess so.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks hot when she looks like that?
Pppfffftttt! [Laughs.]
Seriously, man. Like on Sunday's episode. Wow. There's no way Homer could've landed her.
Dude. First of all, it's a show. Second of all it's not just a show but it's a cartoon.
I know, I know. There are plenty of hot cartoon characters, though. Haven't you ever heard of Tinkerbelle? Wow. Tink.
Yeah, not bad. What about Ariel?
Can't go wrong with a mermaid. What about Belle?
Uh...who's that?
Beauty of Beauty and the Beast.
Oh, yeah. Sure. Who else? Cinderella?
Eh...maybe. Maybe before she becomes the princess and becomes all self-important and worthy.
She does not!
Yeah, she does, man. Don't take offense.
I'm not. It's just...she doesn't get that way.
