Hey, I'm going on a business trip next month can you get my mail?
Sure. Where you going?
Florida.
You going to hit the beach?
No. I’m going to Gainesville.
Oh. What’s in Gainesville?
Not much from what I can tell. Not very much.
There was just that incident at UF. That sounded pretty cool. Too bad you weren’t there for that.
Yeah, no kidding. My conference is even at UF. That would've been awesome.
Did you hear they have a recording of the guy saying to the cops that he didn’t blame them? That they were just doing their job?
No, I hadn’t heard that.
Yeah.
Man, that’d suck to get tasered.
It totally would.
