Sol Shaves His Armpit

I shaved my armpit yesterday.

Why!?

I thought it might look sexy.

A guy with one shaved armpit is supposed to look sexy?

No, I thought if I shaved my armpits it’d look sexy. I was going to do both but then I thought if it sucked I’d only have one that would be all itchy until it grew out. So I only did my right one.

Brilliant. How is it?

It’s really itchy.

I mean how does it look?

Well, I don’t want to brag, but it looks pretty sexy.