Dirty Clothes

Which article of clothing are you most inclined to wear more than once between washings?

Pants. Definitely pants.

Really? Why?

They pretty much keep down and away from any action that involves messes. I mean, they’re under my desk at work and under the table when I’m eating. They live a sheltered live. They deserve a second go ’round between washes.

Yeah, except for the fact that you sit on them all day. That’s got to make them stink. What about socks? I think I’d go for socks.

Socks get too sweaty and smelly. They go directly from my feet right into the dirty clothes bin.

Let’s change the subject.

Okay.