Three First Names!

I was reading in the obituaries this morning and there was one for a guy named Stephen Travis John.

So?

Three first names!

(Silence and a questioning gaze.)

Three first names!

(Silence and a questioning gaze.)

Well, I think it's cool.

How come you never see women with three first names? I've never met a Mary Elizabeth Jennifer.

You're right! There's never a Jessica Amy Kate. Or a Rachel Zoe Amanda. Or Katie Kylie Claire.

What about Stephanie Holly Grace? Or Stacie Tara Natalie? Or Mia Anna Ella?

I think you're on to something.