Under the Eye Patch

What would you do if you came across a dead person with an eye patch?



Uh...what do you mean?



Would you look?



Under the eye patch?



Yeah.



Is this because you just watched Goonies?



No. Maybe a little bit, but no.



I wouldn't look.



Aren't you curious to see what's under there?



There used to be a guy in my town who had gotten shot in the face when he was a young gangbanger. He had these crumpled shadows instead of eyes. And the shadows oozed puss and some kind of white matter. Sometimes he wore sunglasses. Sometimes he didn't. He was a great guy, but when he didn't wear sunglasses it was very difficult to maintain visual contact.



Geez. Maybe I wouldn't look. I don't know.

I'll ask Chick.

She's not around.