The Holidays and/or Christmas Is Great

I just got back from lunch. The Diet Coke I drank had an expiration date of December 25.

So?

That's Christmas Day!

Yeah?

Have you ever been tested to find out if you actually have a heart?

What do you want me to say, "Merry Christmas"?



No, but you could say something nice like, "Christmas is great" or something.

Why would I do that? It's November 1. Plus, maybe I don't celebrate Christmas. Maybe I'm not even Christian.



Well, you could say something nice. It's a nice coincidence if nothing else.

You want me to compliment a coincidence? That makes zero sense. It's nonsensical.



It's nice is all. That's all I'm saying.

Fine. Diet Coke is great. The holidays are great. Happy?



Yes. Thank you.