The Great American Goonies

Do you like Goonies?

Sure. It’s the best American movie released in 1985, written by Steven Spielberg and Chris Columbus, directed by Richard Donner, starring Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey Feldman and Kerri Green.

That’s a lot of qualifiers.

Yeah, well, it’s good but not free-of-qualifiers good.

"Andy! You Gooney!"

What the hell are you doing?

Nothing.